Alright, this is pretty silly, but I'll start it anyway. Some months ago, David Hobbs introduced me to a new method of playing DOOM II: Instead of trying to kill all the monsters and uncover all the secrets, try to finish the level as fast as possible. These are the best times for all the levels according to a notepad I have.
Ultra-Violence, Keyboard Control, One-Player. All cheats are allowed except for IDKFA (key and ammo cheat) and IDCLIP (clipping cheat).
You must go through both secret levels. You are not allowed to save your game. (Otherwise levels 24 and 29 can be finished under par easily.)
Level Name Best Par Date 1. ENTRYWAY :09 :30 5/8/95 2. UNDERHALLS 1:00 1:30 5/9/95 3. THE GANTLET :50 2:00 5/8/95 4. THE FOCUS :42 2:00 5/2/95 5. THE WASTE TUNNELS :41 1:30 5/2/95 6. THE CRUSHER 1:52 2:30 5/8/95 7. DEAD SIMPLE :45 2:00 5/2/95 8. TRICKS AND TRAPS :53 2:00 5/2/95 9. THE PIT 2:02 4:30 5/2/95 10. REFUELING BASE :52 1:30 5/9/95 11. CIRCLE OF DEATH 2:20 3:30 5/9/95 12. THE FACTORY 1:37 2:30 5/9/95 13. DOWNTOWN 2:02 2:30 5/9/95 14. THE INMOST DENS 1:18 2:30 5/2/95 15. INDUSTRIAL ZONE 1:09 3:30 5/9/95 31. WOLFENSTEIN :45 2:00 5/9/95 32. GROSSE :22 :30 5/2/95 16. SUBURBS :56 2:30 5/9/95 17. TENEMENTS 3:36 7:00 5/9/95 18. THE COURTYARD :49 2:30 5/9/95 19. THE CITADEL 1:36 3:30 5/9/95 20. GOTCHA! 1:48 2:30 5/2/95 21. NIRVANA 1:10 4:00 5/9/95 22. THE CATACOMBS :56 2:30 5/9/95 23. BARRELS O' FUN 1:27 3:00 5/9/95 24. THE CHASM 3:05 2:30 5/2/95 25. BLOODFALLS 1:08 2:30 5/9/95 26. THE ABANDONED MINES 1:37 5:00 5/9/95 27. MONSTER CONDO 1:30 5:30 5/9/95 28. THE SPIRIT WORLD 2:08 7:00 5/2/95 29. THE LIVING END 4:46 5:00 5/9/95 30. ICON OF SIN 1:58 3:00 3/4/96