Those crazy French. This game is otherwise known
as .worse blackjack.. The only benefit to dealing it
is slaughtering the language by speaking Franglais.
You should hear my accent. You could easily go the
rest of your life without hearing anything so awful!

There.s nothing I like better on earth than loading
up a new shoe, inhaling the sweet smell of felt, and
slinging cards to a nice group of tourists. It.s fun...
before I start taking away their money. And their
hopes and dreams. I can.t imagine how that would
turn someone jaded and bitter.

Let me try to explain the rules of this game to you.
You throw dice. You give the casino money. Pretty
straightforward, really. Oh, have I left some things
out? I suppose you wanted to learn how to place
bets. What do I look like, a croupier?

The spinning wheel, the bright colors, the bouncing
ball. Fun. I.m not sure anyone I.ve ever met truly
grasps the sad fact that they.ve got nearly no chance
of winning money at this game. I know.playing is
more valuable than winning. As if playing can pay
your rent. 

If you like noisy, mind-numbing slot machines, you
can.t go wrong. But if you like slot machines that
can stimulate your intellect and wonder, you.re in
for some pretty slim pickings.

If you.ve ever wanted to bet on the number of times
a player.s shoe will become untied in the third
quarter of an NBA basketball game, then you.ve
come to the right place. Consider the massive load
of cigarette smoke that you.ll inhale a bonus.

There.s a hierarchy alive and well in this town; an
old boys. network, if you will. It.s very simple:
Andrew Jackson is good. But Ben Franklin is much,
much better. Step up to the table, and bring your
friends with you.