Awww, yeah. Just groove on the vibe up in here,
'cause the ancient Romans knew how to party...
if you catch my drift. And I think that you do. You
see, I'd know that look anywhere. The look I see
on you, dude, is the same one I see in my mirror:
that's the look of a playa!

Spend some time here and you literally get the keys
to the kingdom.so you might as well take it out for
a spin!

If you are ready for serious opulence and intense
luxury, my friend, then you are ready for the Luxor.
You, ah, just let me know what else you.re ready
for and I.ll see what I can arrange!

Now that.s what I.m talkin. about. New York!
That.s my kind of town. Well, not Brooklyn so
much. Or Queens. Or those other two. But
Manhattan is where it.s at, baby!

The French, dude. The French. I mean, seriously!
When we.re talking women, does it get any more
exotic? I can assure you it does. It.s simply a matter
of quality and quantity. And knowing the right
people. And being a big tipper.

What sums up Vegas better than treasure? How
about lots of treasure? You know what I.m sayin..
I.m sayin. this town.s a playground gone wild, and
I know where they keep the balls. Score!

Ah, Venice. Haven for smugglers. So I.m told. By a
friend. An ex-friend. A guy I met just once. On the
phone. That I never, ever bought anything illegal
from. Which sure is a shame, .cause that means I
can.t sell any stuff like that to you. Oh, well.