Very Scary Stuff!

[an apparently nice-looking boy] This looks like a normal guy, right?
Maybe you even think he's kinda cute.

Maybe you're looking at him, thinking, "Hey, he's kinda familiar-looking. have I seen him before? Is he a skater or something? Did I catch him on MTV, even though I am far too cool to ever *actually* watch MTV?"

This link will tell you who he is. I warn you, it's shocking.

This is a link to my old home page, which has not been updated in over two years.

My boyfriend, Erich, has written a nifty thing that automatically tells him what all of his favorite websites are doing. This is by far the best picture of him on the web, but he has lots of absolutely hideous pictures of himself on his home page (links deliberately left out).

I'll leave these two things here, too.

Send email to: clynne-ofbweb@ofb.net or finger me

Last update: June 28, 1999